Hello, everyone. I’m back!

If you compare the entry numbers with the dates—does anyone truly have that much free time?—you will discover that I never actually stopped writing over these last two weeks. So why did none of it get posted?

Because none of it was really a diary.

The Sunday before last, I talked with a friend about time management. I always seem terribly busy while accomplishing absolutely nothing. His suggestion: record what you do every hour of every day. Then at least you will know “where did all the time gooo~” (suddenly bursts into song). I thought about it, decided he had a point, and redistributed my daily diary-writing time into filling out a table instead…

Alright, even I cannot keep a straight face after saying that. Those two things do not conflict at all. Tianyao, you were simply being a lazy dog! Yes. Yes, I was. In partial defense, not much happened during those two weeks that deserved a grand account, so I scattered whatever I wanted to say through the tables instead. At this point, the clever child raises another question: why not post the timetables, then?

Wait, you actually want to surveil me that closely? Ahem. Mainly because I was too embarrassed. Thanks to my friend’s suggestion, I can now look back over two weeks of accomplishing nothing, and some of those brief-but-not-simple cells leave even me speechless. Along the way, I proudly unlocked the achievements “0 early mornings” and “0 morning runs.” Try it yourself today!

…Let us begin again today. Hopefully it is not too late.